Want a cookie?
Oh, no
Come on. They’re warm and gooey and fresh out of the oven
No, I don’t like cookies
You don’t like cookies? What’s wrong with you?
I dont know
Everybody likes cookies. I mean after a really awful no good day, didn’t your mother ever make you milk and cookies?
No. My mother didn’t bake. The only cookies I ever had were store bought
Sit down. Now. Eat a cookie.
I…I really can’t
Mr. Crick. It was a really awful day. I know. I made sure of it. So pick up the cookie. Dip it in the milk…and eat it.
I just figured if i was gonna make the world a better place, i’d do it with cookies.
* from Stranger Than Fiction